The Headmistress wants to believe she is the evil one, but the narrator has something else in mind. Faeries will never amount to anything, and narrators can impersonate people when they’re off in the bathroom, and may occasionally titter over smashed faces. And the devil should be obvious.
Twilight at the College
Episode 22
Archibald has a little heart to heart with Poppy. The narrator is still going on about his covert powers. The man passed out in the puddle out front is just now coming to his senses. The headmistress uncovers two of her staff in a compromising position. What more could you want?
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Episode 23
The narrator is having a bit of a nervous breakdown. Apparently, he’s a defrocked priest that lives on a Shanghai junk? Gundrun and Jack are discovered by the Headmistress in a compromising position.
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Episode 24
The narrator has certain ulterior motives. We learn more about Archibald’s back story. Boo Boo can no longer be controlled because she has been freed by the tentacles of imaginary bears. However, at one point, her face will be on fire. The doorbell rings. Who could it be?
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Episode 25
Simone Fairfax is possessed by the devil, and a stranger has arrived at the Lady Jane Grey College for Little Ladies, but right now we are going to take a trip down memory lane to Headmistress Ursula’s young adulthood in Shanghai and the stranger she met and how he changed her life, and not for the better!
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Episode 26
Simone still remains in the infirmary, her mind becoming less and less her own, and more and more a place populated by demons, while Boo Boo and the boy from the preparatory school down the lane look on, but we will not witness this scene today because the narrator is currently in the midst of a struggle himself, a polite conversation between his own will and that of the Dark Lord, while the Headmistress and her staff give Jack’s childhood friend a warm welcome in the front hall.
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Episode 27
The year is 1903 and something has happened to the narrator, and Satan is very definitely in control of the story. Simone is floating above her bed and saying horrible things in a strange voice, while down below Butcher Billy is receiving a warm welcome in the front hall. Also, in case you’ve forgotten, Grammar Instructor Gundrun is slowly transforming into a more demonic being, and Handyman Jack is a cannibalist. At some point in the below episode, Archibald the Professor of Arcane Knowledge uses his powers to transport Butcher Billy out onto the moors. Keep this in mind.
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Episode 28
The Narrator is acting strangely, but why? Don’t worry. It’s unimportant. Even if you think it’s actually the most important thing, you are quite wrong. Actually, what you should be paying attention to is the portal that’s opened up behind the young scholar Simone’s head for it is a portal into Hell itself, one that is crying out for it will have the girls Simone and, dare I sat it? Boo Boo?
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Episode 29
Boo Boo and Simone have been sucked into another dimension by their always wily imaginary bear friends. Simone is being sucked into the Earth, while back at the infirmary Archibald the Professor of Arcane Knowledge has just now realized he forgot to pay Pieter for the monkey he’s been experimenting on in the hopes of creating a new breed of humanzee with the help of Satan, who may or may not also be the narrator of our little story. Listen for the sounds of Butcher Billy struggling to free himself from Handyman Jack’s iron grip only to then be zapped by Archibald the Professor of Arcane Knowledge and teleported to the moors where he will wander, naked and enraged.
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Episode 30
A war is being waged in Hell between different factions of demons, while Simone and Isabel sit on the hill above watching each with a pleasant grin plastered on face, or Isabel is any case, and Simone is being sucked into the Earth as, back in the infirmary, Grammar Instructor Gundrun is violently ill. Could this be morning sickness from the anti-christ growing in her womb? Did a giant vagina just appear in the sky? What are the faeries up to? And as for the imaginary bears…
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Episode 31
What could all this be? Faerie orgies? Metal buckets full of bile? A light emanating from The Lady Jane College for Little Ladies that spans the globe? Somehow all these things are connected. Could imaginary bears have something to do with it? Or the young scholars currently lost in the far reaches of hell? Handyman Jack believes he can make a portal to hell himself with the help of his fleet of miniature porcelain mechanized hot air balloons and perhaps the powers of Archibald the Professor of Arcane Knowledge. But they need a human sacrifice to fill out the picture. Just then the doorbell rings.
A new episode of Twilight at the Lady Jane Grey College for Little Ladies aired on a semi-weekly basis.
Episode 32
Can no one see that Grammar Instructor Gundrun has been transformed into a sweaty-toothed demon? Is the boy that Archibald the Professor of Arcane Knowledge succumbs using his and-now-I-have-your-mind spell really going to be sacrificed to the forces of darkness? While in the astral plane, the young scholars, Simone, Isabel, and Nathaniel wander aimlessly over undulating mounds while being harassed by snickering insects. Be warned.
A new episode of Twilight at the Lady Jane Grey College for Little Ladies aired on a semi-weekly basis.
Episode 33
A young boy from the preparatory school down the lane has been put under a trance so as to be used by Headmistress Ursula to create a portal into the realm of death. Grammar Instructor Gundrun has grown awfully quiet on account of how she is transforming into Satan, or an approximation of Satan. Other young scholars, specifically Simone, Isabel, and Nathaniel, are wandering through the astral plane, but whatever happened to Butcher Billy? And why are the Invisible Bears singing that irritating song? And what are the fairies discussing in their emergency council? Only time will tell. Or will it?
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Episode 34
This pivotal episode in our story involves many things, some to do with time, some to do with dog-sized whales, and some to do with people who just can’t take it anymore because they’re possessed by Satan and crave human flesh, not to mention having an immense dislike fir monologues by overbearing administrators. If you listen closely, you can hear the entire storyline of the up-and-coming episodes splayed out along the strings of time Simone, Isabel, and Nathaniel are traversing after she’s eaten the cursed fruit blooms from out her belly into the most adorable little bird. Be prepared!
(Also listen for Butcher Billy falling through the skylight during Ursula’s monologue only to stop short of the floor with the help of her wizardry.)
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Episode 35
The young scholars are battling their way through the nine levels of hell, but are there nine levels or is it just a single infinite expanse full of chipmunk-voiced mongrels manning the controls within the heads of bleary-eyed walking trees pictured above? While back on earth, the administrators at the Lady Jane Grey College for Little Ladies are all being sucked into a vortex when Grammar Instructor Gundrun gives in to her demonic desire to suck the flesh of a poor boy from the preparatory school down the lane. Dark days are here again!
A new episode of Twilight at the Lady Jane Grey College for Little Ladies aired on a semi-weekly basis.
Episode 36
The astral plane has consumed everybody. True, Gundrun will be trapped in an in between place for all eternity, but as for the rest, they are stuck now in a world without windows, a place tickles at the heartstrings and beats upon the brain, where nothing is what it seems, and everything is very much what it seems, where the darkness is blinding bright, and the brightness is pitch black, where nothing could be better, and everything could be far far worse, where Butcher Billy finds a leg in a swamp, lines this marble hall chock full of vegetation moves like snakes in the high grass to cut off any and all escape. Be warned!
A new episode of Twilight at the Lady Jane Grey College for Little Ladies aired on a semi-weekly basis.
Episode 37
Is Jack or is Jack not touching Headmistress Ursula’s breast? What happened to Butcher Billy and Archibald the professor of Arcane Knowledge? Why does Satan sound so suspiciously like the narrator? Who are that strange couple that just showed up at the front door of the Lady Jane Grey College for Little Ladies? Watch, listen, and learn.
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Episode 38
Who are these newlyweds who have just stumbled upon The Lady Jane Grey College for Little Ladies? What did they see at the spiritualist’s in Brixton? Where is this story going? Only time will tell.
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Episode 39
The hordes of hell are spreading across the land, and a strange creature made all of leather but for the cleavage and porcelain face has confronted Archibald the Professor of Arcane Knowledge and Butcher Billy. The young scholars are frozen in time, and the narrator is winning because the narrator is Satan.
A new episode of Twilight at the Lady Jane Grey College for Little Ladies aired on a semi-weekly basis.
Episode 40
Perhaps you have become confused. In this episode Butcher Billy discovers the secret to hopping from hell to earth and back again, but it’s all blurring together regardless, hell and earth squishing into one slippery slab of sight, until there is no distinction between the fiery pit and the world above, and no escape!