George Carlin had something to say about the making of war, but here at Mutable Sound we are curious what the men and women of the street have to say about it. Gabe’s Guide to Winning in a Fight is this week, although his only advice is to run. He does have a very well-built younger brother who enjoys lifting him up by his slender frame and rubbing sweat all over him while Gabe punches him in the back as hard as he can. Fighting as children? Malcolm remembers having a baby sitter who used to bully him as a young boy, and what happened? Why is Lunch Mothers not a band name? Is the IRA still around? Is Benny Hill Irish? Is Benny Hill a better enemy than the Taliban? A truly strange episode of Twilight at the Lady Jane Grey College for Little Ladies. Malcolm is waging a psychic war against the postal service. Gabe reads from The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire by Edward Gibbon for Book You. If you are a creative person, please feel free to send us your jingle for Book You. Gabe tells compromising stories of his younger brother’s uncontrollable rage as a young tyke. In closure, Gabe talks about his time in the choir school, The Pupil Patrol, his career as a porn-dealer, and his style travesties of the period.
