J.R. “Bob” Dobbs

“Time Control? You’ve come to the right place…”

ARE YOU ABNORMAL?

Then you are probably BETTER than most people!
IF you suspect that things are much worse than you ever suspected—

IF the only thing you’ve been able to laugh at for the last 5 years is the fact that NOTHING is funny anymore—

IF you sometimes want to collar people on the street and scream that you’re more different than they could possible *imagine*—

IF you can possibly help us with a donation—

IF you see the whole universe as one vast morbid sense of sick humor—

IF the current “Age of Progress” seems more like the Dark Ages to you—

IF you are looking for an inherently contradictory religion that will condone megadegeneracy and yet tell you that you are “above” everyone else—

Then…
THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS

could *save your sanity!*